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Life of a Loser – Catching Santa

Life of a Loser – Catching Santa – Kindle edition by Lou Zuhr. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Life of a Loser – Catching Santa.

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From the self-proclaimed “unluckiest kid in the universe”, comes a hilariously-illustrated tale of epic (fail) proportions. Whether you're 6, or 96, Life of a Loser – Catching Santa will make you laugh out loud…

All thirteen-year-old Lou Zuhr wanted for Christmas, was anything other than the hand-knitted, mole-hair sweater his grandma made for him. Every. Single. Year.

But, what can you expect when your name is written on The Naughty List in permanent ink, AND you’ve also managed to make the most famous person on the planet (AKA Santa Claus) your mortal enemy? From 10 tons of coal, to a 500-pound crate of moldy broccoli, Lou has received some of the crummiest Christmas gifts imaginable!

But, Lou has finally had enough! He intends to capture the Jolly Man in Red, and – when he succeeds – to demand back-payment for nearly 10 years of rotten gifts.

Join Lou on another laugh-out-loud volume of misadventure, as he tries one hair-brained idea after another in his misguided attempt at CATCHING SANTA.

Product Details

  • File Size: 13271 KB
  • Print Length: 104 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publication Date: November 22, 2014
  • Sold by:  Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00Q1J51EE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Word Wise: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

Customer Reviews

Funny and delightful Christmas tale

2 people found this helpful.
 on December 13, 2014
By TFLReader
I know that I grew up believing that Santa had a naughty and a nice list and this is what grown ups used to keep kids in line. It worked. It doesn’t seem to have much effect on Lou Zuhr (cute name) in Life of a Loser, however. He is resigned to his fate and determined to exact revenge on old St. Nick, which makes for an awesome Christmas tale. We read this yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed this poor kids misadventures as he tries to “capture Santa” as payback for some pretty awful gifts over the years. If you’re looking for a really fun book to read with your children this holiday season, don’t pass this one by.

great book

4 people found this helpful.
 on December 5, 2014
By Sheldon Nixon
Loved it. My wife and I loved reading this book to our children, and they really enjoyed listening to us read it. The section of how Santa can get into your house via other means besides a chimney was so funny that my three boys were giggling uncontrollably. We couldn’t read one night and there was almost a riot in our house. My boys wanted to see if Lou was successful.

Made me laugh. My ten year old loved it.

4 people found this helpful.
 on November 30, 2014
By Mike Jones
Bought it for my ten year old son, and he read it in one sitting and loved it. He isn’t much of a reader, so that right there is worth it for me.

So freaking creative!

3 people found this helpful.
 on December 6, 2014
By Melinda A.
I started reading this with my kids, and then put them to bed and kept reading it on my own. I laughed out loud at Lou’s creative bathroom cleaning, the reference to his mom being a certified amateur ninja and his little sister being a 9th degree demon, but especially at the image of him using “85 monster chili dogs” to intentionally clog up the toilet for a few days. (And that’s just in the first third of the book!) We have all loved reading this and will be watching for more adventures from Lou Zuhr.

has loved reading this

3 people found this helpful.
 on December 6, 2014
By Mike Allred
My son, who hates to read, has loved reading this. The story is creative, imaginative, and fun for kids (and adults) to read. We love the illustrations, too!

Interesting…..

One person found this helpful.
 on December 22, 2014
By Dreamer13
This book was pretty unusual. I never read anything quite like it before. It’s great for a quick read, and it’s pretty funny, and pretty weird. Has lots of funny references! So yeah, I’d suggest you read it 😁

Ha ha haa

2 people found this helpful.
 on December 29, 2014
By anonymous
I LOVE the part where he made a Harry potter joke “muggle” “stick (wand)”

A fun read.

One person found this helpful.
 on December 12, 2014
By Walt P.
Great illustrations. Clever. I feel bad for Lou.
 


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